WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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