That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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