Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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