He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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