so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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