Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My feet surprised me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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