Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
either way he was missing a nipple.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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