I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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