so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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