ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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