Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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