you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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