with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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