I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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