I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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