All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Shame is for Republicans.
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