I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
