no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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