I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
