also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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