Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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