dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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