guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it was like his penis was on wheels.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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