but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize