been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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