they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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