dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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