maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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