how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize