no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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