Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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