sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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