As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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