even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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