There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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