We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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