If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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