I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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