i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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