Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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