She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
