Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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