I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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