god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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