I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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