brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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