he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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