If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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