I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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