Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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