she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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