you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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