He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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