I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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