New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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