I heard we made out
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
